Serial Saturday: The Figurine, Part 28

•October 20, 2012 • Comments Off on Serial Saturday: The Figurine, Part 28

“You know I’m just looking for an excuse to shoot you, right, Quinn?” Farthing said.

Jefferson sighed. “I’m aware.”

Farthing sat behind him in the battered Plymouth, while Gantry drove.

“Just wanted to make sure it was good and clear before we get out of the car.”

“Uh huh,” Jefferson said as Gantry pulled up in front of the hotel.

“Lead the way,” Gantry said as they climbed out. The rain had tapered off, though it was still drizzling slightly, droplets gleaming in the light cast by the streetlights.

Jefferson glanced over at the empty front desk as the three trooped through the lobby. It seemed like the two could just stand him up against a handy wall and shoot him without much trouble, what with the way everyone was tucked away inside or shambling around vacantly.

He led the way upstairs, and down the hall to Reeves’ room. He rooted around in his pocket to find Reeves’ key. “You want me to go in first, or do you?” he asked.

“You first,” Gantry said. “But don’t move too quick.”

“Uh huh,” Jefferson replied. He opened the door and stepped forward. Despite what Gantry had told him, his nerves were so tight-strung that when the gibbering form of Reeves lunged at him he dropped to one side without a thought.

He had one glimpse of Reeves’ bloody wrists, and the disassembled bed, and heard a thump, a startled cry from Farthing. By the time he’d spun, still on one knee, Reeves was gone. Both Farthing and Gantry were still staggering, and had half-drawn pistols.

“Quinn, I’m gonna-” Gantry said, straightening up.

“Get after him, you Goddamn idiot,” Jefferson snapped. He shoved past both Gantry and Farthing, catching a glimpse of Reeves just disappearing down the steps. No one shot him in the back, which was nice, and Jefferson pelted after Reeves, through the lobby and out onto the street.

He turned as Gantry and Farthing burst out the door behind him. “You, come with me,” he said to Farthing. “Gantry, get the car and follow us.”

He heard Gantry begin to protest, but when he took off down the street there was no shooting. A glance back showed him Farthing, one pool of streetlight behind him, though whether he was following Jefferson or chasing him was hard to say.

Reeves was a half a block ahead, and as Jefferson looked forward again, he turned down a side street. The man was running frantically, like he had a particular destination in mind, not even throwing a glance over his shoulder to see if he was pursued. He must have gotten himself free just before they’d arrived, though for all Jefferson knew he’d been sitting in the room for his own reason for some time, waiting for his own reasons.

Jefferson pelted down the wet sidewalk, Farthing a few paces behind, and made another turn after Reeves. He rounded the corner a few seconds after Reeves, but the block was empty.

He came to a stop, breathing hard and looking around, as Farthing caught up.

“Where is he?” Farthing asked.

“You know as well as I do,” Jefferson said.

“Hell,” Farthing said. “This some scam, Quinn?”

“He wouldn’t have had a chance to get away if you and Gantry hadn’t let him past,” Jefferson said, still looking around.

“He went right past you,” Farthing said.

“Yeah, well I ain’t built like a brick wall like your buddy Gantry. What’s the point of having him around if he’s not gonna block an exit or two?”

There was the sound of an engine, and Jefferson glanced over Farthing’s shoulder to see the Cord approaching.

“Well,” Farthing said. “He got away, so I guess we’ve lost the guy who you said was gonna lead us to Clyburne.” He reached under his coat. “I guess that means-“

He broke off as the sound of another engine joined that of the Cord. Lights from headlamps hit the street ahead of them, opposite an alley. Just as the Cord approached from behind, another car pulled out of the alley. It made the turn and came straight at them.

Copyright © 2012 SM Williams

Language Will Be More Clear In The Future, Due To Things Like This

•October 18, 2012 • 2 Comments

I hope everyone is sure to follow this rule when writing:

“Because of” should not be used to modify a sentence in the future tense, since it is a logical fallacy to impute a cause to something that is not (yet) true. Rather, a construction such as “due to” or “owing to” should be used, or the sentence should be rewritten to be more clear.

For example, instead of “He’s going to Florida next week, because of a friend’s wedding,” one should write, “He’s going to Florida next week *for* a friend’s wedding.”

Writers who observe this rule thereby uphold an important distinction; a sentence such as “Because of the promised bonus, he decided to teach an extra class next summer” makes clear that the promised bonus is the cause of the *decision* (which has already happened), not the cause of the *teaching an extra class* (which hasn’t happened yet, so doesn’t yet have a cause).

Naturally, it is made up from whole cloth, but what else is new?

A Question for the World at Large

•October 16, 2012 • 2 Comments

I’m laboring under several deadlines, so no time for a real post, but I do have a question that came up recently, in case anyone wants to weigh in.  Recently, as part of a very thorough and detailed critique of some of my writing, I ran across one odd thing.  One of my characters had nodded, and the reader asked whether I meant “nodding yes” or “nodding no”.  Is nodding “no” even a thing?  I’ve heard of nodding yes, nodding off, and nodding hello, but I thought it was understood that the “no” gesture was called “shaking one’s head”.

Ixnay on the Awsuit-lay

•October 11, 2012 • 4 Comments

In my opinion, no one really comes out looking good with Penguin suing to recover advances from authors who haven’t produced books.  Obviously, the authors look a bit lazy.  Elizabeth Wurtzel has said that she could have finished the book, but no one from Penguin was following up, so it is sort of their fault, and she also sort of played the “jeez, I’m just an author, I don’t understand this stuff” card.  But really, should any adult just sort of shrug and figure that maybe the folks who gave her $33,000 didn’t really expect anything for it?

Penguin doesn’t come off looking all that great either, though, in my opinion.  For one thing, one of the people they’re suing is a holocaust survivor.  It’s hard to look good suing a holocaust survivor, as a general rule.  This may not seem fair to someone getting the short end of the stick from a holocaust survivor, but they should have known what they were getting into.  At the very least, they could pass on trying to collect interest.

Also, one of the big advantages Penguin always had going for it was their innocuous name.  Tor, for example, sounds like a villain from a 1980’s swords and sorcery movie, so anyone dealing with them is naturally going to be on their guard.  It is well-known, however, that it is impossible to be angry while looking at a penguin, and I assume the very name is enough to make most people relax.  If they get a reputation for litigiousness they might  lose that advantage.

Finally, as Robert Gottlieb has pointed out, making a big deal out of this kind of points out that publishers are paying most authors a few thousand dollars for a year or two of work.  So yeah, there’s that too.

The Careful Planning of Plot Arcs

•October 9, 2012 • Comments Off on The Careful Planning of Plot Arcs

I’ve been thinking about plots and plotting lately (plotting as in developing plots to stories, not plotting as in “mbwahahaha”, I save that for mice), and I had a bit of an epiphany.  I don’t tend to so much come up with plots as I do set up a bunch of scenes like I’m playing games of truck dismount.  That is to say, I take a few characters, array them about the place, put in a few obstacles that will make something horrible happen, and sit back and watch what happens.  I like to call this “character-driven”, but perhaps it wouldn’t hurt to look at the big picture just a bit more.

Serial Saturday: The Figurine, Part 27

•October 6, 2012 • Comments Off on Serial Saturday: The Figurine, Part 27

“That sounds like great news,” Jefferson said. “Most likely.”

“Most likely, Mr. Quinn?”

“Well,” Jefferson said, and flicked off his cigarette, “Just because you maybe know what happened, it ain’t necessarily good news for Temperance, it seems to me.”

“Understanding the problem is the first step to solving it, wouldn’t you say? And in this case, we may be able to help Temperance.”

“How?”

“First things first. How are you going to help us with Mr. Clyburne?” Continue reading ‘Serial Saturday: The Figurine, Part 27’

Cyril IV: The Mousening

•October 2, 2012 • 3 Comments

So seriously, what do I need to do here?  Seal the mailbox in expandy foam?  Mount mice heads on tiny little stakes all around the driveway?

Serial Saturday: The Figurine, Part 26

•September 29, 2012 • Comments Off on Serial Saturday: The Figurine, Part 26

Gantry laughed, a big booming sound that fit his frame. It sounded a bit forced to Jefferson, though, and no one else said a anything as it trailed off. For a few seconds, the only sound was again the rain. Jefferson kept his eyes on Mrs. Glass, and he could feel Farthing staring at him.

“Oh, come on, Mrs. Glass,” Gantry said at last.

“If he can deliver Clyburne, I’m willing to talk to him,” Mrs. Glass said.

Jefferson heard the sound of Farthing striking a match. “He couldn’t deliver his own ass,” he said.

“And you couldn’t get hold of me until I strolled right in here,” Jefferson said, eyes still on Mrs. Glass. “Seems like I might be your best chance. Desperate times, and all.”

Mrs. Glass regarded Jefferson for a while without speaking. “Mr. Farthing. Offer one of those cigarettes to Mr. Quinn.” Continue reading ‘Serial Saturday: The Figurine, Part 26’

J.K., Meet G.R.R.

•September 25, 2012 • Comments Off on J.K., Meet G.R.R.

Well, as anyone in the writing game no doubt knows by now, JK Rowling has revealed that she has an ironclad rule that “you don’t have sex near unicorns”.  Now, as a piece of advice about what one should, in general, have sex near, I suppose this might make sense.  But if one reads more about the interview where she said this to gain some context, it becomes clear that she’s talking about how the fact that she is now writing outside the fantasy genre means she’s allowed to go in directions she couldn’t with the Harry Potter series.  But here’s the thing: I can understand how JK Rowling might not need to know much about all the other fantasy books out there, but I would have thought she’d be at least vaguely aware of, say, George R R Martin.

Okay, granted there are technically no unicorns in Game of Thrones, but I submit that it is a fantasy series, with dragons and everything, and someone in it had sex near just about everything else, sooner or later (including dragons – I could have chosen a picture that illustrated that, but this is a classy blog).

Anyway, I thought this bit from the article was a bit odd as well:

“I didn’t do the final edit that I normally do before I hand it to the editors, and it definitely shows,” she said, sounding almost like a self-published author.

I’m just not quite sure how a quote that actually refers to one’s traditional editor at a traditional publisher makes one sound like a self-published author.

Just a weird old interview, all around.

Serial Saturday: The Figurine, Part 25

•September 22, 2012 • Comments Off on Serial Saturday: The Figurine, Part 25

Jefferson removed his hat and gave it a few flicks to shake some water onto the damp floor. He looked around for a moment, then turned to hang it on the doorknob behind him. He turned back to Mrs. Glass, slowly unbuttoning his raincoat. That made Gantry and Farthing nervous, but Mrs. Glass looked up with a bland, patient expression. She had the figurine on the table in front of her, he saw, as well as what looked like another Sciribath corpse, among a scattering of tools.

“You really do favor houses that have seen better days, don’t you?” Jefferson asked.

Mrs. Glass smiled without humor. “I find that it allows for a degree of privacy, which is useful in this type of experimentation.” She made a gesture that encompassed the room. “I care little for luxury and comfort.” Continue reading ‘Serial Saturday: The Figurine, Part 25’