{"id":108,"date":"2011-07-05T21:01:07","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T01:01:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=108"},"modified":"2011-08-23T21:21:03","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T01:21:03","slug":"another-bonechilling-idea-for-a-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"Another Bonechilling Idea for a Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Or maybe it’s just me, but these junebugs are creeping me out.\u00a0 I’m trying to sit quietly in my office as the sun sets and spin frightening tales, and there are about half a dozen of those enormous suckers banging against the screen.\u00a0 What they’d do if they managed to get in doesn’t bear thinking about. Also, given that it is now clearly July, I can only assume that they are some sort of freaky invasive hybridized junebugs – proper junebugs are all dead by now, surely, or gone off to from cocoons or whatever it is junebugs do. There is simply no telling what sort of attack methods freaky invasive hybridized junebugs might have evolved.\u00a0 Toxins, at the very least, and I’m guessing they have mandibles that could tear off a finger.<\/p>\n

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Junebug attacking someone’s finger<\/p>\n

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Unfortunately, creepy things tapping at one’s window as night falls is a bit of a cliche.\u00a0 So I’m being terrorized for no good reason.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Or maybe it’s just me, but these junebugs are creeping me out.\u00a0 I’m trying to sit quietly in my office as the sun sets and spin frightening tales, and there are about half a dozen of those enormous suckers banging against the screen.\u00a0 What they’d do if they managed to get in doesn’t bear thinking […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bonechilling-ideas","category-general-writing-things"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}