{"id":129,"date":"2011-07-28T20:08:18","date_gmt":"2011-07-29T00:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=129"},"modified":"2011-07-28T17:54:43","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T21:54:43","slug":"this-is-what-happens-when-i-clean-of-my-desk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"This Is What Happens When I Clean off My Desk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-130\" title=\"cat\" src=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cat-1024x640.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"497\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cat-1024x640.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cat-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cat.jpg 1641w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 497px) 100vw, 497px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So why bother?<\/p>\n<p>After the jump, the terrible consequences of trying to move her<!--more--><a href=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/catYawn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-131\" title=\"Terror Cat\" src=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/catYawn-1024x590.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"497\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/catYawn-1024x590.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/catYawn-300x172.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/catYawn.jpg 1791w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 497px) 100vw, 497px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As you can see, I barely avoided having my throat torn out.\u00a0 Either that or she yawned, but I didn&#8217;t stick around to find out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So why bother? After the jump, the terrible consequences of trying to move her<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}