{"id":172,"date":"2011-09-01T21:12:07","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T01:12:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=172"},"modified":"2011-08-30T21:22:01","modified_gmt":"2011-08-31T01:22:01","slug":"is-that-the-best-you-got-bonechilling-idea-warehouse-or-whatever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=172","title":{"rendered":"Is That the Best You Got, Bonechilling&#8230;Idea&#8230;Warehouse, or Whatever?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Come now, having a little piece of a canister fall into the garbage disposal so I have to grope around and fish it out?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-173\" title=\"garbage-disposal-closeup-590ls031710\" src=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/garbage-disposal-closeup-590ls031710-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/garbage-disposal-closeup-590ls031710-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/garbage-disposal-closeup-590ls031710.jpg 590w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That is even more cliched than the <a title=\"Another Bonechilling Idea for a Story\" href=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=108\">thing trying to get into my window at night<\/a>.\u00a0 Besides, I don&#8217;t do splatterpunk.\u00a0 I&#8217;m one of those classy horror authors who explores, I don&#8217;t know, themes of alienation in modern life and stuff.\u00a0 I have to admit, though, that the bit where the electrician who did the wiring was fairly vague about labeling the circuit breaker was a nice touch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come now, having a little piece of a canister fall into the garbage disposal so I have to grope around and fish it out? That is even more cliched than the thing trying to get into my window at night.\u00a0 Besides, I don&#8217;t do splatterpunk.\u00a0 I&#8217;m one of those classy horror authors who explores, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bonechilling-ideas"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}