{"id":201,"date":"2011-09-29T19:40:56","date_gmt":"2011-09-29T23:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=201"},"modified":"2011-09-29T19:40:56","modified_gmt":"2011-09-29T23:40:56","slug":"one-of-the-advantages-of-writing-horror-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"One of the Advantages of Writing Horror Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-202\" title=\"probe\" src=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/probe.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"254\" \/>Say you&#8217;re breaking in a new dental hygienist, who isn&#8217;t quite as skilled with those horrible metal spikes they like to use to clean teeth as you&#8217;d like.\u00a0 When one writes horror fiction, one can rinse and spit as instructed, and upon seeing the fountain of gore in the little sink, think &#8220;I can use this&#8221; rather than simply wanting to cry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Say you&#8217;re breaking in a new dental hygienist, who isn&#8217;t quite as skilled with those horrible metal spikes they like to use to clean teeth as you&#8217;d like.\u00a0 When one writes horror fiction, one can rinse and spit as instructed, and upon seeing the fountain of gore in the little sink, think &#8220;I can use [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-writing-things"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}