{"id":51,"date":"2011-05-03T17:48:40","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T21:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=51"},"modified":"2011-08-23T21:21:56","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T01:21:56","slug":"a-bone-chilling-idea-for-a-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"A Bone-Chilling Idea for a Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently underwent a terrifying experience that I may have to use as the idea for a story, in the manner of horror authors everywhere.\u00a0 Yes, one at a time, over the course of several weeks, I found <em>these <\/em>in my driveway:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Frightening Find\" src=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/nuts-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Frightening Find\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I know!\u00a0 Spooky, right?\u00a0 To clarify, for those who don&#8217;t have chills running up their spines right now, I&#8217;m currently trying to figure out which of the expensive pieces of lawn and garden equipment I own is currently about to fall apart because it is missing three presumably important nuts.\u00a0 Is it the snowblower?\u00a0 The brushcutter?\u00a0 The lawn mower?\u00a0 The chainsaw?\u00a0 The weedwacker?\u00a0 None of them actually <em>appear <\/em>to be missing anything, of course, which is what makes this so terrifying.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently underwent a terrifying experience that I may have to use as the idea for a story, in the manner of horror authors everywhere.\u00a0 Yes, one at a time, over the course of several weeks, I found these in my driveway: &nbsp; &nbsp; Yeah, I know!\u00a0 Spooky, right?\u00a0 To clarify, for those who don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bonechilling-ideas","category-general-writing-things"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}