{"id":694,"date":"2012-12-25T08:46:18","date_gmt":"2012-12-25T13:46:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=694"},"modified":"2012-12-25T09:05:25","modified_gmt":"2012-12-25T14:05:25","slug":"my-christmas-revelation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=694","title":{"rendered":"My Christmas Revelation"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_697\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-697\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-697\" alt=\"My Dog\" src=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/EllieSnow1-300x234.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"234\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/EllieSnow1-300x234.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/EllieSnow1.jpg 351w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-697\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My Dog<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_696\" style=\"width: 266px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-696\" class=\"size-full wp-image-696 \" alt=\"The Grinch and Max\" src=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/max_and_grinch.jpg\" width=\"256\" height=\"197\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-696\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Grinch and Max<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I would like to assure readers that I only rarely dress my dog in antlers and have her haul a sleigh, and never for the purposes of stealing Christmas presents from the village below.\u00a0 More importantly, I always wear pants.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I would like to assure readers that I only rarely dress my dog in antlers and have her haul a sleigh, and never for the purposes of stealing Christmas presents from the village below.\u00a0 More importantly, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}