{"id":708,"date":"2013-01-08T18:54:09","date_gmt":"2013-01-08T23:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=708"},"modified":"2013-01-08T18:54:09","modified_gmt":"2013-01-08T23:54:09","slug":"dramatic-asr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=708","title":{"rendered":"Dramatic ASR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8071\/8344183318_3e545d5e8d.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" \/>As someone who has nearly panicked on several occasions when reading a text translation of an innocuous voicemail that managed to make it seem as though someone was very angry with me over a mysterious disaster, I found<a href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2013\/01\/03\/you-have-never-truly-heard-me-until-you-have-heard-me-through-mary-robinette-kowal-and-google-voice\/\"> this translation of some of John Scalzi&#8217;s voicemails<\/a> pretty hilarious.\u00a0 In my opinion, though, what really makes it, though, is the way Mary Robinette Kowal pauses and looks directly into camera after each transcription.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As someone who has nearly panicked on several occasions when reading a text translation of an innocuous voicemail that managed to make it seem as though someone was very angry with me over a mysterious disaster, I found this translation of some of John Scalzi&#8217;s voicemails pretty hilarious.\u00a0 In my opinion, though, what really makes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}