{"id":963,"date":"2013-10-29T22:23:57","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T03:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=963"},"modified":"2013-10-29T22:23:57","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T03:23:57","slug":"if-only-hed-lived-long-enough-to-improve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/?p=963","title":{"rendered":"If Only He&#8217;d Lived Long Enough to Improve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-967\" alt=\"sunalsorises\" src=\"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/sunalsorises.jpg\" width=\"187\" height=\"269\" \/>As is my wont with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smbc-comics.com\/\">SMBC<\/a>, I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smbc-comics.com\/?id=3102#comic\">present this without comment<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As is my wont with SMBC, I present this without comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grammar-gripery"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluecandlesociety.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}